So there are Martians in heaven? What's this all about?

Ah, I understand now. You're feeding the information straight into my mind.

I thought this was an invasion, where Martians attacked and killed us. But in fact they were giving us life.

We thought they wanted our planet, in reality they wanted our minds, and were giving us better brains and bodies.

Should I look at why I should have known this was not a war? Or should I look at the Martian heat ray? Or should I look at this better mind and body? Or do something else?